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Jonah

A Neo - Nazi , Sexual Harraser , Sex Offender , Terrorist , IRA Member they Turn up to
Yearly Nazi Riots Near berlin
"Look At his Moustache hes Defintley a jonah!"
by Adolf "Senora hitler" June 24, 2021
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Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea
1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt
by Sir. B July 1, 2021
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Jona

jona, a tough loving guy, who cares for a certain amount of time and then just acts like you're nothing if you ever meet a jona id run, they dont care about your feelings and will make you feel like shit if you make them feel wrong in any way, they have a personality that will make you adore them but its just not something you should looks forward to because they dont stay the same. id recommend leaving as fast as you can.
jona is a dick
by Oklolll July 16, 2021
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Jona

A girl who has mommy milkers, no ass and falls for people easily. A kind hearted person. Someone who sleeps with socks. Someone who can put up a good fight and argument.
Omg your such a Jona that’s why we’re friends
by aaron piper July 28, 2021
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jojasso

This special toy named Jojasso was the bestie of Helpasso. These two were the best buddies of the most adorable little boy named Christian aka Chippy, Chippen. Love is love.
Hey Jojasso wanna play puppies with Helpasso?
by Loveyoumost July 29, 2021
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Jonaenae fat

jonaenae is fat this is a fact and jonaenae is used if someone is a fat and goofy
jonaenae fat is funny
by Chris11837 August 3, 2021
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Jona

Jona accidentally add me on facebook but when she’s about to delete her friend request she saw my picture and change her mind. She’s kind and smart and a loving person sometimes she overthink and she’s just like an empty shell a hallow but she’s still beautiful I don’t want to lose her so I am doing my best to be there for her. Because of her kindness people often take advantage of her. That’s why I like it when she protect her self being fierce with others. somehow it puts me in peace because I know that she will fight because she’s a fighter after all. If you’re reading this please don’t be hard on yourself and be happy ily.

Truly Yours

06/26/18
Jona can be anything
by maiue October 19, 2021
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