get hitched

Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“

Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.

by Hot Girl ☀️ June 8, 2020

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get vectored

a word to use when you wanna ruin someones whole day.

when your mom breaks your xbox so you break her neck, get vectored.

by vectorgetvectored February 14, 2022

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getting bruced

The action of getting dicked by forty dudes.

man I went back to hanger 77 and thought I was going to have fun, but I ended up getting Bruced.

by Alltheway!!! June 25, 2018

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get donged

a thing that super smash bros players and child rapists say.

child: *exists*
child rapist: GET DONGED

by pp touch master March 7, 2019

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Getting Hopped

When an old Italian man of short stature ranging from 5'-1" to 5'-6" repeatedly tries to insert his small foot into your anus as you are running for you life.

The boys were running for their little lives as papi Mario was chasing them while cursing in Italian and screaming 'come back here so i can hop you!'.

Maybe we shouldn't play ball in the house, we may end up getting hopped by papi.

by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011

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