Duck flatulence

If it smells like a duck, sounds like a duck... It might be a quack-sounding fart

Heather had terrible duck flatulence that Polly thought they were at a pond

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 11, 2016

Ducking Lit

When auto correct steps in

That party was Lit breh

Yeah Ducking Lit !
Shit I meant Fucking Lit

by ImCooperTheBoss September 4, 2016

Humping The Duck

As the low dog on the totem pole, always getting yelled at, he had to exercise his importance and dominance over a stuffed duck in a very inappropriate manner. So whenever someone is putting others down to make himself feel better, we call that Humping the Duck.

I can't believe how Donald puts everyone down. Trump is king of Humping the Duck.

by hembryguitars October 30, 2015

fudgie duck

A fart that sounds like a duck quacked and simultaneously shat diarrhea.

Karla made a fudgie duck. The inside of her pants must be awfully brown now.

by JohnnyMcCool November 10, 2015

paranoid ducks

there is a duck watching everybody,and there will be beside the fact that i am a duck.so maybe you are a duck too.

when you feel the breath of a duck on your neck,never look back to see paranoid ducks,just look at the mirror.

by the duck is watching us March 23, 2016

duck these ads

When autocorrect destroys your ad rant

Another ad?! Duck these ads! Cr@p!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 November 27, 2018

Duck butter

The sweaty crud that accumulates in between your ballsack and your inner thigh

Dang man I can hardly walk. This duck butter keeps squishing in my pants

Lol just scrape it out with a spoon

by Men @ work December 1, 2018