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7 stages of drinking 

There are seven stages of drinking which are:
1. Sober Stage - no alcohol, no buzz, no fun.
2. Drinking Stage - when you first start to consume alcohol, little to no buzz, starting to have fun.
3. Party Stage - the ideal stage of drinking, at this point you feel a good buzz, have lots of fun, and still retain most of your motor functions and speech skills.
4. Drunk Stage - A couple drinks after the party stage where you either start to get beligerant, or you start to want to not move out of your chair, you are no longer buzzed you are just plain drunk, there can still be fun to be had this point, but the fun starts to turn bad.
5. Puke Stage - A few drinks after the drunk stage, where your body feels the need to purge the alcohol you pumped into it, this is almost always not fun unless your buddies are there cheering you on.
6. Pass Out Stage - When you've consumed so much alcohol you can no longer do anything but sleep. This stage is not for the person passing out, but can often lead to many strange and hilarious jokes being played on such person. People have been known to skip stage 5 and go straight to this stage, others have gone through stage 5 during this stage resulting in stage 7.
7. Death Stage - when you drink so much you get alcohol poisoning and die, or you pass out and choke on your own vomit.
Damn Garth you been through 6 of the 7 stages of drinking

Tubthumping Drinking Game 

I am sorry since I am under the influence of the tubthumping game and will fix this later. Invented by Ian O'Hara and Craig Stephenson and first tested by Ian from Roskie 927, Craig from Roskie 915, and Aaron from Roskie 914 at Montana State University-Bozeman on Cinco de Mayo 2008. This is a potent game of drinking, in which, if you recall from the song by Chumbawumba, "Tubthumping" takes in order, a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, and a cider drink. You must take these drinks in shots in turn with the song. This happens twice during the song and equals about just under 5 standard drinks in around 4 minutes. Even though Ian thought a standard drink must be taken for all of the drinks and Craig felt a shot was a necessary fit to the game, Craig was correct in that there isn't enough time to finish a full beer and cider for one and anymore alcohol in this time will provide a rough time. Craig wins in this case, as it gets the "Regular Joe" pretty messed up and is a lot of fun if it doesn't kill you. I hope you try the "Tubthumping Game" and think its a good one as it spreads across America. Thanks and have a good one in your "Tubthumping" escapades.
The Tubthumping Drinking Game is a fun game for all. In order, you take a whiskey drink, you take a vodka drink, you take a lager drink, and you take a cider drink as the song sings it. Have fun in honor of Craig and Ian.

bandy drinking 

Drinking alcohol until one reaches a state of utter bandiness where one cannot usefully function in any way in the physical world.
Often accompanied by bandy dancing where the limbs flail about in an uncoordinated fashion and usually results in excessive use of "pirate talk"

Not to be mixed with bandy candy
Person 1: Let's drink until we get bandy.
Person 2: BANDY DRINKING!
Person 1: YARRRRR! Ye scurvy bagel!

boat drinks 

From the Title & lyrics of the 1979 Jimmy Buffett song "Boat Drinks". Refers to highly potent (usually rum based) drinks which are easily made on a boat. A reference to someone "ordering boat drinks" means they are intent on getting very drunk.

A later reference was in the 1995 movie "Things to do in Denver when you're dead".
"Boat drinks! The Boys in the band ordered boat drinks!!"
boat drinks by Parrot Head February 20, 2005

dink toucher 

A casual reference to someone that you don't hate, but think is a really huge loser. There is no reason for thinking he is a loser, he just is.

Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."

When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.
Last night I was hanging out with my wife's work friends. There was this one guy, Steve, and he was a super-huge dink toucher.

How so?

I don't know. He just was.
dink toucher by Pollup December 25, 2007

drinkerie 

A small bar or watering hole that serve alcohol. Inspired by an outdoor cafe on the corner of Swanston Street and Flinders Lane in Melbourne, Australia. Origin: Naomi, Palmer, Melbourne, Australia circa 2001
I wish we could meet up at the drinkerie for a drinkette. see giftette
Have you been to any good drinkeries lately?
drinkerie by Lissky September 2, 2004