dead tapped 

NO MONEY ; Broke as shit.

Sean has no money at all. He is dead tapped

dead tapped by Billion Dollar BAG March 14, 2020

Dead Stranger 

Icing your hand until it’s numb and then jerking off.

He closed his eyes and pictured the lifeless face of the pretty dead girl he’d seen in the morgue before slowly removing his hand from the icy water and giving himself a dead stranger.

Dead Stranger by Silly Chilly Willy May 26, 2020

dead garms 

A dead outfit that is an illegal offence.

Bro he’s gonna catch a case mans in dead garms.

dead garms by Goddess Angelina May 27, 2020

dead as shit 

A broken or unrepairable thing.

The bird I killed is dead as shit.

dead as shit by Bryce Barker August 4, 2020

dead cotsy 

a weirdo, neek who thinks he’s bad but goes and tells his mum when he’s got into beef so she can call the police.

Tyrone: imma put you in a spliff and rape your mum
Toby: i’m telling my mum on you
Tyrone: sym you dead cotsy

dead cotsy by OFB Double Dz September 16, 2020

dead ting 

when some girl is butters/ugly. can be used to a boy

“look at suzy bruv,she’s such a dead ting”

dead ting by thatgreatone October 10, 2020

dead dog centre 

pfft. you actually thought dogs went to heaven! nope! they go to the dead dog centre where they are made into sausages.

two year old: where do dogs go when the go to sleep
you:DEAD DOG CENTRE LOLOLOLOL
two year old: -cries-

dead dog centre by jeffdiamondchin November 17, 2020