cunt punt

To kick a woman in the crotch from behind.

Either due to anger or for laughs when she least expects it.

My friend hit my in the nuts earlier so Ima get her back when she least expects it. I saw her standing away from me with her legs spread so I came up behind her and gave her a nice cunt punt. She dropped fast.

by Mikey Mazik October 2, 2014

Cunt

A great word.
This word can be used in any situation

Man 1: Hey
You : What cunt?

Man 1: He's a fag
You: Whatta cunt

Man 1: Wheres your homework?
You: In your cunt

Man 1: Why are u so mean
You: Coz ur a cunt

Man 1: Dude where is your P.E gear?
You: FUCKING CUNT!

Man 1: POOFTA!
You: You starting some shit cunt?

See?

by Cuntation November 9, 2007

twat, i cunt hear you

a term used when someone replies to something said they didn't want to hear

Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

Cuntservative

A woman who, in spite being educated, having a high-profile career and enjoying many of the other rights obtained by feminism, hates feminists. Note that this hatred is often used as a tool to "suck up" to backwards-thinking colleagues or superiors, most of whom are divorced, obese men.

Dr. Laura, a working mother who once had a successful radio program, often claims that all women should abandon their careers to raise families. She's not just a hypocrite... she's a cuntservative republicunt!

by Mad_Hell October 18, 2008

cunt

good name for an ex- wife who fucks your boss to get at you..

jokes on you, you stupid CUNT!

by wildcatray September 30, 2009

cunt hair

a term meaning "by a small margin"

"that mufucka is a cunt hair away from get a bullet in his fucking head"

by tonyV August 12, 2006

cunt port

A place for guys to dock their dicks.

That bitches cunt port was so wide that we could dock three dicks in there.

by Pipe Line February 27, 2008