crystal close

Someone who is uncomfortable with abnormality. Someone who does not embrace eccentricities. Someone who does not have a decent sense of humor. Someone who is naive. Someone who lacks general intelligence.

"Oh hey its Crystal Close...."

by Crystal Falls April 25, 2010

crying fly

The way to notify people around you that someone near you has let out a quiet squeaky fart.

I think Jimbo over here just let out a crying fly.

by fraser frase May 4, 2011

crysis rage

the most deafening sound that you can imagine. this happens very often in a typical crysis match, where one gets extremely frustrated and soon after explodes into a crysis rage. anyone within 10,000 km will die a painfull bloody death. a crysis rage is 10 times more powerful than a nuclear explosion. usually after the rage, rage spit covers the surounding area of the rager

what is that deafening sound?

just browny having another crysis rage

by THEULTIMATEFLUBBYBEAST June 23, 2011

CrystalShire

Crystalshire is a name of an indie game.

Dude, i created a warrior last night, and got it to level 20 on crystalshire!

by DrBlowfish October 17, 2011

crychuckle

The emotional release of giggling and crying at the same time a person may experience when faced with a scary or shocking situation

She was so nervous after witnessing the car accident that she started to crychuckle

by winendine January 9, 2013

Cryberbation

When you are so broke, sad and lonely, you must use your own tears for lubricant when masterbating.

Years of on-line dating had cost Tim a fortune and left his so sad, broke and confused that he had to resort to cryberbation.

by Timpon68 February 7, 2013

cryocoprophobia

A fear common to astronauts of being killed by frozen, expelled fecal matter in orbit.

Bob was unwilling to perform a space walk due to his irrational cryocoprophobia.

by The Space Pooer August 20, 2013