already-existing coffee

Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.

"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."

"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."

by skipmendler December 22, 2022

Let's grab coffee

A proposition for sex with a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

Any and all "gay" sex acts.

Straight people "Netflix and chill", fabulous people "let's grab coffee".

by Fabulous Lesbian July 15, 2021

Coffee flavored kisses

When your girl gives you a kiss when your half asleep in the morning before she goes to work.

My girlfriend finished her coffee and rushed to give me coffee flavored kissesbefore she had to go to work.

by Serpico1 March 21, 2016

drop the coffee

To tell someone drama or rumours you have heard.

Person 1: Come on, drop the coffee!
Person 2: Okay, so *tells some drama*

by harrray May 1, 2021

Coffee

Literally me. My name is Coffee.

OMG Coffee it's really you omg

by Coffee_is_me March 8, 2022

Coffee

Sweet food often though not always eaten at the end of a meal.

That dessert place has the best coffee in town

by Semen_Supreme December 5, 2022

Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...

P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity

by Birbados November 21, 2021