Cop: where’d the car go? I can’t see it. He’s doing dry cleaning. Huh? To do counter surveillance If someone is watching you when you’re driving. Taking evasive actions.
by B-rizzle July 5, 2025
Get the Dry cleaningmug. i knew shed only done the back alley steam clean when it smelled like dirty creamer and tasted like diseased spunk.
by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023
Get the Back alley steam cleanmug. A person in the army who has never seen combat; tactician; people sending people below them to die for them
"Hey man, want to go to the movies?"
"Sorry, the clean belt said we're moving out to fight some jihadis"
"Sorry, the clean belt said we're moving out to fight some jihadis"
by Goldjaw September 25, 2018
Get the Clean Beltmug. by RyanHall December 21, 2023
Get the Christmas cleaningmug. The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017
Get the Goose Cleaningmug. A word the defines a game that you buy and doesn’t have any in game purchases.
Such as GTA V or Ark: Survival Evolved.
Such as GTA V or Ark: Survival Evolved.
(“Some dude 1”)Bro this game called Ark Survival is such a Clean-Screen game, I love it!
(“Some dude 1”) it suck that the mobile version isn’t a Clean-Screen game
(“Some dude 1”) it suck that the mobile version isn’t a Clean-Screen game
by A CHEEKI BREEKI gang member May 19, 2020
Get the Clean-Screenmug. Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”
Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.
Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”
Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.
It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.
Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”
Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.
It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.
Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024
Get the josh cleaningmug.