beach umbrellas

Someone with fairly small pointy boobs who needs to wear a padded swimsuit to contain them

Guy 1: "Man is her swimsuit padded?"
Guy 2: "dude she probably has beach umbrellas"

by Hhahahahaha0101 June 16, 2015

Beach Pirate

Typically roaming the halls of the flip, beach pirates find their natural habitat in the harry potter closet. They prance, dance, and trump all day long. Derived from the somalian word beeatch periatez. Can often be spotted on the beaches of california, hawaii, texas, louisiana and ¿new mexico? I guess...even though they don't have a beach?

Dude, that is a shibbystastic beach pirate!

Hey bro, lets shred the lefty loopies like true beach pirates on our shredsticks.

There is a beach pirate in the flip!

Gretchen, stop trying to make beach pirate happen. It's not going to happen!

by brrenlissa! December 9, 2011

beach boney

Zamboni for the beach

That beach boney is really good at cleaning sand

by Sassabrass March 5, 2018

Normandy Beached

killing yourself through the use of explosives, usually TNT, C4, or landmines

Austin normandy beached himself trying to blow up Trey. He stepped on his own landmine!

by metzepp June 17, 2011

Beach Skunk

What you say when you smell pot at the beach

“smells like a beach skunk”

by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022

New symerna beach middle

The worst scool ever we hate it lolllll i spelt school wrong

I hate this damn new symerna beach middle

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Beach bum

(N.)Cherry butt cheeks from sunburn

Sitting out in the sun today made me get a beach bum

by Mliv June 10, 2020