baby eagle

throwing up in ones own mouth then swallowing it

man i just baby eagled after that tequila shot

by balonry pony November 15, 2010

Shit-Baby

A shit-baby occurs when you get backed up for days. Let's just say that sometimes people need some fiber/activia/laxative etc. When you get backed up for days the belly starts to protrude and people my think you are pregnant because of the rounded stomach.

Girl 1: Hey girl are you pregnant?
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.

by McJoselyn March 14, 2009

Sleepy Baby

A little cutie that looks very cute when trying or pretending to sleep.

Smiles when you say “are you sleepy? Are you sleepy like a sleepy baby”! :)

He also likes to cuddle and makes messes when pouring himself his own milk.

Him: *yawn*
Me: awe are you sleepy?
Him: ya
Me: awe are you sleepy? sleepy like a sleepy baby
Him: (smiling) ya

by Owner of the sleepy baby September 17, 2012

Habbo Baby

People who go on Habbo and pretend to be babies. Pretty pathetic really. Talk with too many "W"'s in their words and claim to be "Newborn" (some even pretend to be unborn and say to their "Mommies" "Mwe in your twummy") Anyway, they hang around Adoption centres looking for Mommies, they always want H.C mommies and steal their furni and creds, so they can be H.C without even having to pay.

They dress like:
Hair- Bald, or pigtails for girls
Chubby faces with little pink noses
Hoodies (reason- for girls, they have no breasts, boys-no idea)
Shorts or skirt
Bunny slippers

I usually adopt them, then i'm really mean to them. Sometimes they cant stick to being "babies".

(1)
Me: Hello little girl, are you newborn?
Habbo Baby: Wessy
Me; Do you need adopted?
Baby: Wessy
Me: Well, too bad sucka! *hits with baseball bat*
Baby: WAAAAAAAH (10 times)

(2)
Me: Ewww, what an ugly baby
Baby: Mommy!
Mom: It's okay honey
Baby: *sits in your lap and cries*
Me: Pathetic baby *shoots baby*
Baby: *Kicks to floor* Ha ha
Me: Your the most pathetic baby i've ever seen!

(3)
Baby: Will ywou adwopt mwe?
Me: Sure sweetie
Baby: Yaay!
(at home)
Me: *kicks you down stairs*
Baby: Waaaah!
Me: *Jumps on you*
Baby:Mwummy! Stwop! *whacks mummy*
Me: You're crap at pretending to be a baby!
(baby gets kicked)

by Crazysophhun July 15, 2009

2012 Baby

A baby born to parents 9 months after the end of the world in 2012. The parents were most likely drinking and made an excuse to why birth control methods were not needed. The excuse was the 'End of the World Excuse.' Like the baby boomers but larger and more babies. (Also See: 2012 Party)

i. I'm a 2012 Baby cuz my parents were fucking idiots. They thought the world was really going to end.

ii. OMG everybody knows your a 2012 Baby if your birthday is in September of 2012.

by kbates55 May 10, 2009

Baby Wipe

The act of placing a crisp dollar bill on the palm of one's hand and wiping a Strippy's puss with it as if you were wiping a baby's ass.

Yo did you see Nick "Baby Wipe" that strippy last night at Gua Gua's?

by Strippies May 20, 2014

baby pie

(n.) a word describing a girl which denotes her cuteness and also the fact that she is edible. It is used as an endearment empowered by all the lovability of a small child, combined with a food item that is loved cross-culturally.

Everyone loved Eva so much, that they started calling her a baby pie.

by shindaru January 19, 2011