African chocolate bar

When a black girl shits on your chest and proceeds to eat it off.

Shanquira gave me an African Chocolate Bar last night and I don't think I'll recover.

by Nigga 5 July 26, 2024

African Rows

Sleeping horizontal on a bed so you can fit more people.

Big Allen: Hey Gerard, your queen size bed could only fit 4 max! How are we going to fit all 6 of us?

Gerard: No worries Big Allen, we will just do African Rows so we can all fit! Your feet might dangle but those kinds are used to that!

by RealBigAllen July 30, 2024

African Lip-Smack Torture

When there’s an African (Man/Woman) on the train with most likely, Gum or other chewing products in their mouth. The sound of their big lips smacking over-powers the sound of the train rumbling and noise-cancelling headphones.

Trazza: I was on the train back home and some bastard was giving me the African Lip-Smack Torture.

Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.

Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.

by brian 2 August 8, 2024

african trypanosomiasis

Sleeping sickness, usually spread by the tsetse fly

Oh no!, John has african trypanosomiasis, we have to take him to the hospital!

by ThatChineseKelvin August 18, 2024

African Face Mask

A sexual move between two constipated men in which they take turns doing anal, shit the cum-covered feces, and then smear each other's faces with their concoction before making out.

Daniel and Hunter's love was so deep they even went as far as giving each other African Face masks.

by Venskii August 20, 2024

African Rainbow

n Getting gang-banged by African Americans of different shades of African(from light-skinned to dark chocolate)

"I heard you went to an African Rainbow?"
"Yeah, the caramel was my personal favorite!"

by PotatoSoup69 September 11, 2023

Africa

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say
"Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)

Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa

I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa

(Gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)

by Death Menace September 16, 2023