The father of our thoughts. The culprit of our wet dreams. The final solution to our woes. Our real dad.
“Yo babez, I want to get fucked by Alex Bienstock. He’s cute plus I think he could help my art career.”
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Get the Alex Kister mug.A 36-year-old lad born in Sheffield, England, front man of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets. Most fans have fallen hard for him due to his talent, aesthetic, and obviously his appearance. Though, he is not someone who enjoys interviews, so he usually acts as the gif shown below.
Here is how different social medias perceived him (from what I've witnessed):
Tiktok- the hot guy who dropped his mic.
Reddit- lyrical genius who is obsessed with the Strokes.
Instagram- the hot guy who wrote AM, usually seen in badly edited Facebook memes.
YouTube- quirky hot weirdo uncle who is in love with Miles Kane.
Twitter- the hot guy who still hasn't dropped the album, fighting about whether dracula Alex is hot or not
Tumblr- the hot guy with messy love life.
In a nutshell, all social medias perceived him as hot.
Here is how different social medias perceived him (from what I've witnessed):
Tiktok- the hot guy who dropped his mic.
Reddit- lyrical genius who is obsessed with the Strokes.
Instagram- the hot guy who wrote AM, usually seen in badly edited Facebook memes.
YouTube- quirky hot weirdo uncle who is in love with Miles Kane.
Twitter- the hot guy who still hasn't dropped the album, fighting about whether dracula Alex is hot or not
Tumblr- the hot guy with messy love life.
In a nutshell, all social medias perceived him as hot.
Phoebe: Do you know who Alex Turner is?
Gracie: No, who?
Phoebe: This guy *shows a picture of bald Alex*
Gracie: He looks creepy.
Phoebe: *shows a picture of AM Alex*
Gracie: Ohh, that guy who sang Do I Wanna Know and 505! He is so hot!
Gracie: No, who?
Phoebe: This guy *shows a picture of bald Alex*
Gracie: He looks creepy.
Phoebe: *shows a picture of AM Alex*
Gracie: Ohh, that guy who sang Do I Wanna Know and 505! He is so hot!
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Average Roman: What subgenre?
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C'mon i did an Alex Moment again ffs.
Well played man, you just did an Alex Moment, now go cry in a corner.
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Oh how I wish he was real.
Oh how I wish he was real.
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