Jack Bib

a piece of cloth or paper that covers the midsection of a man to shield from seaman ejected during masturbation.

I arrived home early and caught my roommate watching porn with a Jack Bib made of newspaper spread across his belly.

by Super Stan Darsh April 3, 2011

Flag

Get the Jack Bib mug.

line-jacking

Verb: When a person steals comments or lines that he/she overheard or read and uses them as if the comment and/or line was theirs. He/she might use bits and pieces of the comment/line, or the whole thing.

Jessica: (talking to Alyssa) The iPhone is a fantastic piece of technology that has transformed people's view of a quality phone.
Alyssa: I definitely agree.

Alyssa: (talking to Mark) Yes I love the iPhone. It is a fantastic piece of technology that has transformed people's view of a quality phone.
Mark: Dude, stop line-jacking. I heard Jessica say the exact same thing.

by ymh123 December 25, 2009

Flag

Get the line-jacking mug.

jacks willy

Absolutely massive, destroys anything it touches, beware it's property of lish

Have you seen jacks willy what a silly willy

by Tom Norbert June 2, 2017

Flag

Get the jacks willy mug.

Gift-jacked

After someone has confided what they plan to get a common recipient as a gift, gift-jacking is stealing that person's gift idea and buying it for the recipient yourself first. Result is that they have to think of something else to give. Often followed later with the gift-jacker mentioning what they got the recipient and pretending it was their idea in the first place.

Noun form is Gift-jacker: being the person who does the idea theft.

I was going to get Jane an apron for Christmas, but I got gift-jacked by my Mom.

by etcetera16 December 24, 2010

Flag