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Ass-fucking tities

When you put your tits in someone’s ass/hole instead of a dick... great for lesbians or femdoms!
“We forgot our dildo so we tried ass-fucking tities for funsies!”
by H+E! May 10, 2020
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Fuck me in the ass

Fuck me in the ass “ he exclaimed while being gang banged.
by Da king of primark October 14, 2020
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don't fuck the bunny

Don't do something stupid or mess up an opportunity.

Variants include: if you see a bunny, don't fuck it; that bunny has been fucked; and fuck the bunny, you should not.

It comes from the anime Sensitive Pornograph, where the main character, a pet-sitter, is given instructions to feed a bunny for his boss, and instead of a rabbit, he finds a man dressed as a bunny bound in his closet. Instead of doing what a sensible person would do and calling the cops, he proceeds to fuck him.
Richard: Hey, man, I've got a date with Sarah this Friday! I think I'm gonna take her to see a Van Damme movie.

Eli: Dude, don't fuck the bunny. Take her to see something with cute animals or shirtless Matthew McConaughey.
by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl August 31, 2012
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right the fuck off

To go from zero to ballistic in nothing flat.
To be totally calm to completely honked in the blink of an eye.
To become unhinged at the speed of sound.
To become annoyed instantaneously.
"I was sitting at my desk minding my own business when Marsha came in and pissed me right the fuck off!"
by jsd9632 February 6, 2012
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Johnny fucking knoxville

1 A jackass star that does painful and stupid things in an amazingly humorous way to make millions, he works with such legends as Chris Pontius, SteveO, and Ryan Dunn(rest in peace)
2 A marketing genius
guy "i just watched Jackass"
guy 2 "yeah Johnny Fucking Knoxville is great"
by JACKASS4EVER July 20, 2011
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fuck face fucker

Someone’s face that always looks fucked
Damn that Kevin sure has a fucked up face!!! Bet he’s a fuck face fucker
by Biblethumper666 December 3, 2020
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Vampiric Suck And Fuck

When you suck on someone's penis and then lightly bite it to draw blood and let the blood cover his cock and then he penetrates your anus and uses the blood as lubricant
by TheKumquatKid January 13, 2021
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