Ass Pony

Much like being a smart ass, but in a more light-hearted manner; the action of stating the obvious for the (laughter) benefit of everyone except the person the statement is being addressed to.

Wife: "Why won't the car start?"
Husband: "I don't know. Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?"
Wife: "Yes... ass pony."

by thriwn_rod September 30, 2010

Ass Mint

when using something green as a dildo and then shiting green ooze after

man i had a huge ass mint last night after using that cucumber

by gnjgfrnjikie May 5, 2009

Ass Kives

Ass Kives -when a female gets a sticker of usually a band to help promote the bands in there local music scene, and then take a picture with cloths or no cloths. Created by Army of Pit Soldiers Presents

Benji scouts the local women at a music show to find his victims for the ass kives.

hi would like to help support your favorite band by putting this sticker on your ass and be abducted into the ass kives cloths are optional

by benji womack December 11, 2006

ass suck

Someone that sucks someone dick for a higher rank at somehwer

That I__damage__I and lifes a sin are so ass suck to KrazyFaken to get a higher rank!

by NooB432 January 1, 2009

Powder-ass

Someone who constantly needs their butt-hurt soothing and pacified. Usually privilege deniers.

ie "I am not racist! I am no sexist! Its not racist to say no to pregnant female refugees and Mexicans really are criminals. I am crying right now because you called me racist." reply: "stop being a powder-ass white boy."

ie "I am not racist! I am not sexist! Its not racist to say no to pregnant female refugees and Mexicans really are criminals. I am crying right now because you called me racist." reply: "stop being a powder-ass white boy. I will not soothe your butt-hurt over this."

by habilis February 28, 2016

trash stache ass

some have heard of the trash stache. its a trash stache literally on your ass.

sorry man i can't go out tonight, i have to shave my trash stache ass.

by bitch basket fagola January 31, 2010

balls and ass walking

a terrible situation that has no redeeming qualities

person1: hey look! that mexican put stickers all over his car like it's a friggin Hot Wheel!
person2: THAT is just balls and ass walking.
person1: i know, right?

by dasproteus June 8, 2009