unicorn

1: A single-horned creature with either a horse or goat's body, rumored to have mystical powers

2: Someone so special and unique that there needs to be a special word for it.

"I've only known two unicorns in my life. They both earned that title by having special and unique personalities."

by vampire!eric August 9, 2016

unicorn rainbow

Unicorn rainbow is when a boy cums onto your vagina and rubs it to your asshole

Wanna make a unicorn rainbow?

by FuckUpInTheSky July 5, 2016

unicornfication

When someone shoves a spear though the back of your head exiting the front so the tip makes you look like a Unicorn.

"That guy just got stabbed though the head and now totally looks like a Unicorn"
"Oooo nasty, a brutal unicornfication"

by unpluggeduk May 11, 2016

Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night

I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved

by Unicorn fisting God July 15, 2016

unicorn blood

you know that chick that puts holo crap all over her nails one hundred times yeah its holo nail polish

i dont have any unicorn blood

by the.acid.is.kicking.in September 5, 2016

Unicrused

like universe only Unicursed - to be Unicursed, No matter where you go your fucked - life is always shitting on you, bad shit keep's happening at a oddly very frequent rate - all the fucking time shit never go's your way ... and to make matter worse - to be Unicursed your being haunted by a paranormal entity - that/thay intent to do you harm or created trouble how ever it can ...

to be Unicursed no one can cursed you other wised your just cursed and some one can lift the spell ... for you see a Unicursed it just happen automatically kinda like life it self said fuck you, so no matter where you go in life your Unicursed also it need's to transcend with Recantation - other wise it's just a shit life - and it need's to do most of the hell, the next life time if just as bad or if not worse then the last one ( aka last life time ) and the entity is still after you ... even if there more then one - also no one can lift the spell of unicrused

( You can still kinda use the word unicrused if your life has most of the problem's minus the paranormal entity, then just call them fully unicrused as in there is a paranormal entity )

Unicrused

joey is Unicursed - shit always happen to him ...

joey stuff keep's, Braking for no reason ... must be Unicursed - ( like the fan just died n Shorted out for no reason and it's brand new, AND in mint condition )

Joey keep's Having serious nightmare's and he look's pale as a Ghost - must be unicursed

Joey is keep's Blacking out of random - or - disappearing at odd hour of the day must be unicursed

Joey never Catch's a break ... fuck murphy's law, Joey's life is just total shit

by P.O.M.N September 12, 2016

Unicorning

When a girl spreads her legs, and you strap a dildo to your head then you bounce up and down between on your knees between her legs until she climaxes.

Unicorned: Talking about when you were unicorning

Yo me and Suzy were unicorning all night last night

Yo me and Suzy unicorned all night last night

by Big Sexy Joey Moss November 15, 2016