riding the bus home

When you ride a guys dick while in a car. The vagina is home in this situation.

I saw you in that car with him, We're you riding the bus home?

by Kayaaaaaa May 25, 2017

cat driving a bus

A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.

Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.

by AOTS Fan September 29, 2010

bus fair ho

A whore who chills at the bus stop, and puts out for enough money to ride the bus.

I love those bus fair ho's, a $1.70 and you can get anything you want!

by j.wiebe June 30, 2007

among bus sus

An among bus sus is a bus filled with sussy imposters and they hunt down crewmates.

"Fellow crewmates, run! The among bus sus is coming for us!"

by darealskillissue January 21, 2022

Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head

Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

Bus stop sex

A sexual act which is performed at a faster tempo than normal. A method of performing sex in which foreplay is absent. Also referred to as a "quickie". A term used to describe duration; as in "hurry the bus is coming!"

"Come on girl, how about a little bus stop sex?"

by Goodfood September 27, 2014

The Down With Cis Bus

A bus from a Tumblr post full of cis haters that kill cis people.

Oh my, it's The Down With Cis Bus. Trans rights!

by Sandyuwu May 12, 2022