wet jesse

The act of ejaculating on someone's face while they sleep

I snuck up on her and gave her a Wet Jesse

by the busdriver April 8, 2010

wet foreskin

When the Jew has a bath and his peepee gets soggy

Yo Abraham has some wet foreskin

by BritishBleach June 24, 2018

wet door

A very soggy entrance after fun in the bathroom

Man! Our wet door is active today!

by Keklord420 November 16, 2018

Wet silly

A wet silly is when you are getting a blowjob and right when you are about to cum you proceed to putting the tip of your erect penis in the females ear and ejaculate in her ear.

My girlfriend was giving me head and mid blow I thought it'd be a good idea to give her a wet silly. She was not happy.

by Chucky Charms August 18, 2016

wet patrice

similar to a wet willy; however the target is a nostril rather than an ear

April: Dammit - some random just gave me a wet patrice... AGAIN!!!
Billy: Man long pause ...that sucks.

by B&SfromSB February 23, 2013

wet chile

Like a wet willie but moistened finger goes in other persons butthole.

Lukas licked his finger and put it in his dads butt. And said have a wet chile.

by vtechslap November 29, 2013

Wet pussy

When you put a pussy in a pool or lick it

If the cat gets in the pool we will have a wet pussy

by Brody eat pussy February 23, 2019