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Post Balldum depression

The gloomy feeling you get right after you masturbate due to the realization of how lonely you are.
Dude i just jacked it, and now i got post balldum depression!
by MrPrimeribs May 6, 2011
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Post Mustache Depression

The cold, lonely feeling on one's upper lip following the shaving of one's epic moveber mustache. This phenomenon occurs on December 1st, and can last for weeks. There is no known cure.
Bro 1: Ah man, I'm totally missing having a movember stache, I've got a serious case of Post Mustache Depression.
Bro 2: Whatever man, you had a pedostache anyways
by MoBro92 November 28, 2011
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Barcode Posting Dipshit

A stupid fucker who brags on social media by posting pics of tickets to games, events, or shows that he/she is going to. This fool posts the tickets with the barcodes clearly visible in the pic, and then acts surprised when he/she shows up at the entrance to the event and finds that somebody copied the barcode from his post and used it to get in while he/she languishes outside.
"Look at this instagram pic - Joe is going to the Steelers game tonight, he posted a pic of his tickets. Stupid Barcode Posting Dipshit! Some hacker will be in his seat!"
by RATTnroll September 11, 2018
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Post-Fuck Munchies

The extreme hunger you experience right after a fuck session. Also known/abbreviated as PFM.
"Man, that was a hardcore fuck sesh, I have a wicked case of the post-fuck munchies. You want pizza?"
by RebelFem April 21, 2014
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post universal depression

When you miss going to universal with your friend and you look at all the good times you had and you realize how much you life sucks, yeet. Also you remember all the jokes and you realize how you should have done more, so much regret. SMH
I have a test tomorrow! Ugh i miss universal. Honestly, the post universal depression is real!
by Heyyeets December 10, 2018
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Post-Disney Depression

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from Disney
Gerald is suffering from post-disney depression after returning from a trip to Disney
by ScarlettHolmes July 14, 2016
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Post-mortem Stress

When a stressful situation has already been dealt with, but you still have leftover stress after it.
"I know I dumped Chad, but this post-mortem stress is just getting to me."
by FTOWC August 14, 2020
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