sharing milk

the most definitive act of sharing between roommates

Nikki and Naja are sharing milk now!!!

by miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii September 9, 2010

Milk Shot

When your genitals produce enough semen that it makes a bottle of milk jealous.

girl 1: He milk shotted me then i look at the condom and it was enough to make milk jealous.
girl 2: really how much
girl 1: about 4oz

by lord requis January 23, 2020

Smell this milk

A command given by a friend/roommate/family member that carries more weight than a triple dog dare. When told to "smell this milk," the person commanded is entered into a forced obligation where they must take a whiff of the milk presented by the one holding it. There is no backing out or saying no. This is usually done at a point where the milk's smell will most likely induce vomiting in the smeller.

This can be done as a rude joke or as a valuable test to see if the milk is still good to drink.

Rude Joke form:
P1: "Dude, I just checked my mini-fridge after getting back from vacation and you have GOT to Smell This Milk."

P2:"God damnit, alright. Bring it over here."

Test form:
P1: "I just bought this dank cereal. Come over here and Smell This Milk. Do you think it's still good to drink?"

P2: "Seems fine to me."

by comaduck August 9, 2009

Milk Shit

An "unsaturated" person. A fake ass person that acts different all the time.

"Ayo u kna Bobby rite?"
"Yeah I don't fuck wit him though, he be on some milk shit."

by justtheaveragejoe123 November 8, 2011

cunt milk

Creamy white substance exposed from vagina; female cum; discharge.

"Dude, I ate her out and her cunt milk was really slimy!"

by spaztastic7 September 27, 2013

Milk Dud

Those small pebble like turd droppings that float around in the toilet water or possibly in your pants. Similar to dingle balls

Oh man, I tried to fart and blew out a couple a milk duds instead.

by outonbail October 20, 2003

Milk and Honey

A mixture of a girl's squirt and a guy's cum.

Oh yuck! You got milk and honey on my leg!
Well I only spilled the milk, you're responsible for the honey.

by FreshCum January 10, 2017