#1 mom

A woman that no other mom can beat out.In other words, a mom that will always be there for her kids or other people's children.

You are the #1 mom

by Kkjr15 July 29, 2017

May 1

if you are born on may 1st your the kindest, smartest, sometimes a little dumb, person.

Look Addison was born on may 1st. she must me really kind!

by ♉️ November 21, 2020

January 1

In new year if you
-text
-have a crush a your boyfriend/girlfriend

-in your room 24/
-study
-always on your phone
Other.

January 1

by anonymous December 30, 2021

RN#1

Stands for Real Nigga #1.

You just slapped a cop in the face, told Al Sharpton to cut is hair, and demanded that Obama needs to stop lying? You RN#1.

by vOoDoO August 19, 2013

1% battery

where your device/computer is dying

hi i have 1% battery left k bye now

by stupid hybrid demon wolf thing June 20, 2021

May 1

National tell your crush you like them, or hold their hand and say “I love you” then run away day!

May 1st, Tell your crush you like them, or go up to them and hold their hand and tell them you love them.

by kgoat April 21, 2022

1 hour

Not enough sleep 😴

Hym "What in the hell just happened!?"

Iam "I don't know. We fell asleep and woke back up within 1 hour"

Hym "Well, go back to sleep idiot!"

Iam "I'm trying!"

Hym "Hurry up! The sun's about to come up. Then we'll never get back to sleep"

Iam "You're not helping. Alright? You're stressing me out and now my adrenaline is going... It's like my brain tried to load the R.E.M. sleep app and it crashed."

Hym "You are an absolute nuisance!"

Iam "At least my sparkling water is still cold."

Hym "Are... Are you stupid!?"

Iam "What?"

Hym "You're a Goddamn idiot!"

Iam "............"

Hym "............."

Iam "............"

Hym "..........."

Iam "...... Stop glaring at me like....."

Hym "Shut up and go to sleep!"

by Hym Iam April 8, 2022