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M IS FOR Mental and A is for Abuse and T is for To and H is for Humans

MentalAbuseToHumans
just say to your teacher in a math lesson say can we stop you are hurting everybody because maths mean MENTAL ABUSE TO HUMANS
by BEN10HYPER April 9, 2020
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Darryls Math

Someone who under exaggerates. You need to take that number and multiply it by 4.
Hey Darryl how many skanks did you bang this month? " I fucked 3 bro" . Now we have to assume, Darryls Math. He banged 12 skanks.
by The kreeateor April 22, 2020
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noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper
harsaaj: Abhinav and Raghav are noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot
by jijun't April 30, 2020
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maths is gay
by 2872 May 9, 2020
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Math

A subject that makes you want to commit suicide.
My friend Bob is now dead because I think he did too much math.
by MileHighBronco/MathHater May 13, 2020
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Math
Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.
Math is a horrible thing.
by Annieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 16, 2020
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Math

M- mental
A- abuse
T- to
H- humans
Girl:ughh I hate math!
Boy:me too it hurts my head when I think about it
Girl:I know right! Ughhhh
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