self defense 

basicly beating your meat

bro i just commited self defense

self defense by ekkkekekkekekeke January 3, 2021

Self-Corking 

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves

Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!

Self-Corking by Fleshbridge January 9, 2021

Self confucktious 

Feeling undue awareness of oneself, realizing you are being self conscious, saying "fuck it" to being embarrassed or uncomfortable, owning it and growing confidence in the process.

No one cares what you look like, stop being self confucktious right now!

Self confucktious by Self confucktious January 22, 2021

Self-Inflicted Flashbang 

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.

“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”

Self-Inflicted Flashbang by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021

Self-enucleation 

Self-enucleation Is When one mentally ill person wants to take out there eyes it’s a form of self mutation

My friend wants to gouge there eyes out
They must have’ Self-enucleation

Self-enucleation by ScrewballChan March 12, 2021

Self-estream 

An existential state of being or mindset of limitless confidence.

David Beckham, now that guy exhibits self-estream. I just can't see him getting clammy hands talking to a girl, or not talking to any girl, cause he knows he'll get her...whoever she is and so does she: so he does.
- Self Estream

Self-estream by noneseriously10 March 14, 2021

Self-Fluffing 

When you constantly stroke your own ego by bragging & showing off in an unsolicited manner or overly patting yourself on the back.

I didn't ask dude showed me his paycheck stubs but he was busy self-fluffing and just had to show me how much he makes...

Self-Fluffing by ODGumby23 February 11, 2021