self defense 

basicly beating your meat

bro i just commited self defense

self defense by ekkkekekkekekeke January 3, 2021

Self-Corking 

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves

Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!

Self-Corking by Fleshbridge January 9, 2021

Self confucktious 

Feeling undue awareness of oneself, realizing you are being self conscious, saying "fuck it" to being embarrassed or uncomfortable, owning it and growing confidence in the process.

No one cares what you look like, stop being self confucktious right now!

Self confucktious by Self confucktious January 22, 2021

Self-Inflicted Flashbang 

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.

“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”

Self-Inflicted Flashbang by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021

Self-Fluffing 

When you constantly stroke your own ego by bragging & showing off in an unsolicited manner or overly patting yourself on the back.

I didn't ask dude showed me his paycheck stubs but he was busy self-fluffing and just had to show me how much he makes...

Self-Fluffing by ODGumby23 February 11, 2021

Self-Fluffer 

A person that strokes their own ego constantly by trying to build themselves up to others buy bragging about what they have and how great they are at everything.

That dude is a straight up self-fluffer that never stops bragging about how he is the big baller that has had ever woman in this town.

Self-Fluffer by ODGumby23 February 11, 2021

Self Sodomization 

Having a sexual relationship with your right hand or one's self in general

I think there is self sodomization going on with the guy upstairs. He sounds like he is having an erection, but he is the only one up there right now.

Self Sodomization by jondich February 12, 2021