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Poon

You slay poon #kingpoon
by Kingpoon April 4, 2017
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Poon

Poon - verb, Pooned
To fail completely at something usually simple.
Jeff - "Hey John, how's the wallpapering going?"
John - "Oh mate, I totally Pooned it, none of the patterns are matching"
by Sil Sien April 6, 2017
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poloninja

Sneaks into your house like a ninja and rapes you against your will. Its not rape if she likes it is his slogan and he squirts like a fountain. Some guys wish to be rapes by him
I wish i got poloninjaed instead of that queer!
by DomSuxDik August 20, 2017
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poon hermit

When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.
"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."
by Nixon_b23 April 19, 2018
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Polonius

Back in the day the homies around the way frequently used the word polonius as away to describe a person place or thing
That bitch just made a polonious move, had me take her out and spend all my paper on her ,then when we get back to the crib she says she not down to fuck ,that’s some polonious shit right there! So the definition of the word polonius is something that presents itself as being genuine & real but turns out to be fake, phony, or a fraud
by Bigcupinthebx November 16, 2017
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Poon

Poon is a Kashmiri word for Ass. Its considered vulgar, often used as an abuse to refer to a stupid person or during sexual conversations. Anyways , a good poon really turns anyone on.
Man! I want to fuck that poon.
by Koshur_goudh February 18, 2018
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pochon

The most beautiful last name in the history of France. A lot of royal families wore it with honour. Also refers to a funny and very intelligent person.

Can be combine with Amelia
"You are such an Amelia Pochon!"
"Wow, are you from the Pochon family?"
by Piotrrrek March 30, 2018
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