poloninja

Sneaks into your house like a ninja and rapes you against your will. Its not rape if she likes it is his slogan and he squirts like a fountain. Some guys wish to be rapes by him
I wish i got poloninjaed instead of that queer!
by DomSuxDik August 21, 2017
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shreksogresoul

The sexiest beast of all time (Literally). He is the strongest, sexiest, smartest, and most mature creatute on planet Earth. His favorite animal is Sharks that play together in packs of 21. His favorite pastime is playing polo with all of his ninja buddies.
by DomSuxDik August 15, 2017
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Tortilla Horse

A women who is inbetween two horses and gets fucked in the ass by one and in the pussy by another. Sometimes the horses will take shits in the women's mouth.
My pussy is so tighy from that Tortilla Horse.
by DomSuxDik August 15, 2017
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