Sloppy Muffin

A game that teens ages 15-24 play in a party. What they do is a group of teens place a Muffin (Or a Biscuit) on the ground, then a group of people circle the Muffin and then they begin to masturbate and compete to ejaculate on the Muffin. The last one to ejaculate on the Muffin or fails to has to eat the Muffin. This is practiced alot by intellectuals in Universities.

Did you hear? Tom played sloppy muffin last night and Joey had to eat it.

by SUPERKITTYMAN123! September 30, 2010

little muffin

A cute nickname to give your boyfriend.
He is bigger than you so you have to say something contradicting and make it cute!

He is my little muffin! <3

by cookies101899 April 7, 2017

Lancashire Muffin

A Lancashire term for a bread roll. Most often heard in Manchester.

Not be confused with an English Muffin, the the sweet American item. Or a north western vagina.

I want some butter and jam for my Lancashire Muffin.

by TheMuffinMaster December 5, 2009

Monkey muffin

1. A type of muffin that is made of bread that has monkeys in it. Eaten by bananas to avenge banana bread.
2. Someone who lazy and is stuck between two people (or more) that has a problem where one bullies the other: a bystander who takes a stand for the bully.

1.
Banana (Fred):I can't believe they ate George...
Banana (Sally):Here, have a monkey muffin!

2.
Guy#1: Ur ugly
Guy#2: Wah!
Guy#3: And fat!
Guy#2: Stop being a monkey muffin!

by MunkYMun July 3, 2010

Space Muffins

A fictional cartoon television show thought up by the escapist team. It is based around a rag tag team of Sentient muffins in space. Which is awesome.

I want Space Muffins to be a new show on the escapist.

by Ace of Words December 9, 2012

Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.

Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!

by Joe October 8, 2004

slut muffin

A muffin with extra flavor and icing.
More tempting than the regular type muffins :

dude that slut muffin was so delicious :

by manda bear :] October 19, 2008