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Life Lag

When someone is just slow in all aspects of life.
Robbie, " Hey guys, I finally graduated high school."
Robbie suffers from a bad case of life lag.
by MasterFox November 18, 2010
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Life fat

The “weight” you gain when you stop running away from responsibilities and commitment. E.g. mortgage, kids
Brad gained a lot of extra pounds of life fat in the shape of a 3 bedroom semi-detached in the suburbs
by GooseWillis April 20, 2019
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Because Life

When something unfortunate or annoying occurs and there's nobody to blame.
"Ugh, I am SO craving cherries but they aren't in season, because life."
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Life on the Cob

Living in the rural corn lands (Pennsylvania, Illinois, Kansas, etc.)
New Yorker: Wow, I love it here in rural Pennsylvania! I feel like I’m fending for my life!

Pennsylvanian: Well, that’s the way it is here. Life on the cob isn’t easy.
by toucansandfish March 18, 2023
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Half-life

Valve's Half-life is one of the best games, and one of the best game series, to grace the Steam library. It was revolutionary, and not only proved that mindless shooters can have a compelling story.

Half-life 2, proved that good physics can be a vital asset to shooters/ With the inclusion of the Gravity gun, one of the series most iconic weapons, the Source physics engine is put to the test, being able to launch entire boxes, and barrels, and throw them an insane distance.

The music is an integral part of the series. It puts some extra flavor on everything. Like when you come upon a very eerie setting like Ravenholm, creepy music begins. Or when you get thrown into a HECU ambush, or a Hunter-Chopper chase, amazing action packed music starts playing.

Something that helped take off the series was the inclusion of a silent protagonist, Gordon Freeman. Giving the player a character that only makes decisions that the player makes, means that you don't get to see a story though the character's eyes, you are the character. This stays pretty much the same through out the entire series. And not to mention that so many things came out of these games. Such as Counter-strike, Team Fortress 2, or even Garry's Mod, even though it's not a Valve game, it was built directly off of Half-Life 2.

And I can go on for hours, but you've probably got better things to be doing, like school work. But I don't blame you. School is terrible.

Long story short: Half-life is fucking amazing.
Guy 1: Hey man. What's you favorite game?
Guy 2: Half-life. Easy.
Guy 1: Nice.
by Nephilis Thylord November 30, 2020
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Life Force

It is the energy the male produces in his seed(spermatozoa). The idea comes from taoists and other philosophies but it’s been practiced by many outside those spheres.

It is believed that releasing your seed will drain your life force if done in excess. Many have claimed extraordinary creativity and proliferation of their works due to the retention of life force. Since it is believed to be a force of creation attributed to God.
Life force is real so don’t waste it on a sock ya wanker.
by Metaphyziks May 29, 2022
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Shit Life

Two words one might utter to explain that the situation they are in or how shitty their life is. Usually used in a jokingly matter to bring laughs in to someone's despair.
Mark: Man, my girlfriend dumped me last night cause I forgot it was her dogs birthday
Adam:That sucks man
Reggie: shit life!
Adam: haha yeah shit life
by Macindoc November 15, 2010
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