Jizz in my Pants

Hilarious SNL skit that aired at about 12:40 AM. It is about two guys who jizz in their pants at just about everything from a hot girl to an alarm clock.

Some star cameos are: Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants.

Jizz in my Pants, haha.

by Jamiesayshello December 17, 2008

Jizzed in my pants

To screw up something that was a sure thing.

Hey how'd your calc test go?

Not good. I knew the stuff, I just jizzed in my pants.

by Spocker December 2, 2010

Jizzed In My Pants

Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.

"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."

"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Jizz in my pants

When a girl does something so stimulating you Jizz in your pants and make that crazy retarded face that all of us guys do.

"My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I Jizz in my pants!.

by Drew is da fuckin man. December 18, 2008

Jizzing On My Heart

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.

Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019

Ronald McDonald Jizz

Your basic every day ketchup.

Oh, Oliver you totally got Ronald McDonald Jizz on your shirt, you fag stick.

by FunnyMexican June 6, 2010

jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt

by fattyman February 8, 2014