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I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Hipster

A dumb or silly child/teenager who thinks they're cool when they're really not

A hipster just said hi to me today, he sounded dumb

by Raysomcgy May 26, 2018

Hipster

A person who hates everything mainstream, and liked everything before it was cool. Often famous for style on Tumblr. They often love Starbucks.

"Look at the way she's dressed! She's such a hipster. "

"How did the hipster burn their tongue? They drank their coffee before it was cool"

by ShelBAE October 17, 2015

Hipster Lisp

A whiny tone, usually in regards to the exploitation of the proletariat.

Man, did you hear that hipster lisp in our Anthropology class?

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 30, 2023

hipster nut

When a hipster's clothes, hair, personality, or general appearance is so perfect it makes you want to nut...in a good way.

"Did you see that girl that just walked by? Her glasses just made me hipster nut!"

by Indiegrl69 July 11, 2017

Boardgame Hipster

The middle aged folks that just need a little break from their very important office jobs.

I joined this gaming group for D&D and Catan, but it's just a bunch of boardgame hipsters so nothing but Scattergories and Uno!

by straight_trashavl October 1, 2025

hipster boycott

When you boycott a product or service you were never buying to begin with.

John says he's boycotting Starbucks because of their price increases, but he never went there before. A real hipster boycott

by tdbmachine November 8, 2023