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First-hand Boy

A boy who's having a girlfriend for the first time in his life.

When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.
You're lovely precious first-hand boy!
by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023
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Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.
I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.
by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023
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It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
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Love at first phone

“Love at first phone” is the telephone version of “love at first sight”. It is when someone falls in love with someone the first time they speak to them on the phone.
I spoke with Denise Romano today for the first time, feel like I fell in love with her, expression “love at first phone” perfectly describes what happened.
by concision November 3, 2023
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Chad dies first

In the game of magic the gathering, Chad always gets targeted at the beginning of the game to die before anyone else. Hence the "Chad dies first"
Chad dies first again!
by Tomauto November 11, 2023
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First-Amendment shrug

Refers to where you resignedly accept someone else's weirdo-type interest, opinion, assertion, etc., knowing dat it's a necessary "normalcy wrinkle" dat "comes wif da turf" in da allowance of free speech which we all are entitled to, even it means occasionally rolling our eyes at a particular individual's off-da-wall appearance, practices, or beliefs.
Tomboy girl, beamingly showing off a huge bullfrog she's just caught: Look at his cute face and big googly eyes --- isn't he just GORGEOUS???
You (smiling tolerantly and giving a First-Amendment shrug): Well, I never really thought about it, honey, but if you're into frogs, then I suppose he's absolutely DAZZLING...!
by QuacksO November 12, 2023
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first tranny

the transgender partner of the president or other leader of a nation or state, in particular the partner of the president of the United States.
"When they danced on the Ellen DeGeneres show, everyone realized that they were the first tranny of the United States of America"
by dk348 December 22, 2023
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