Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.

Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids

by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019

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Fever

Best cure for fever is to eat Popeyes

Friend: “I have fever”
Me: “eat Popeyes it helps”

by Fever Popeyes February 28, 2025

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Bean Fever

The act of being turned on by a female. Specifically her genitalia.

I have a bad case of Bean Fever.

by Kstanty07 August 4, 2025

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Suicide fever

when someone cant stop thinking about suicide, its all they think about

“im sorry I've been so down lately, i have suicide fever and im not doing so good….”

by valhagesyui November 18, 2022

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The state of near physical immobilization a body goes through while feverish and down with an illness such as influenza. This state is seemingly natures way of keeping us from wasting energy on activities of daily living beyond the absolute necessary so the body can work on fighting the illness. In essence causing an invisible , but very palpable cocoon around the person who is ill and feverish.

During my days of fever I felt the fever cocoon envelope me as it did not even allow me to wash dishes or get dressed.

by Nurse Mary December 9, 2023

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