greek festival

Homosexual orgy.

From the idea that ancient Greek men often engaged in homosexual sex.

I got back from the library last night and found my roommate in a greek festival with three other guys.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

Festering

The epitome of Cain

Damn, that Festering is the biggest cainer of them all

by Grandmaster Cainerslaw May 15, 2003

fester

A term in retail sales to describe a customer who is bothersome, annoying, or time consuming.

Check out Dave, he's got a fester.

That guy festered me up for two hours and I only made twenty bucks on the sale!

by D317 September 19, 2006

festicles

De Graaf concluded that the function of the female testicles was to generate ova, to nourish them, and bring them to maturity; thus, female testicles served an analogous function to ovaries in birds. He concluded that all animals and humans take their origins from an egg, which exists in the female testicles before coitus. De Graaf proposed that the female testicles be referred to as ovaries.

My festicles are bloated.

by ptosisT October 11, 2007

festizio

Someone who works for a strip club, dj, stripper or anything else.

See that girl over there with no pants on? She is a nasty festizio.

by Fucking anonymous October 13, 2006

Festoon

The act of coitus followed by a move similar to the The Joe Mauer.

I can't wait to festoon Jessica after the prom, it'll be a memory she'll never forget!

by Elisa Chance September 15, 2012

Festical

Taken by mixing the word 'festival' and 'testicle' to define a rubbish or 'bollocks' festival/public event.

'You going to the 'Generic Festival/Event' this year?'
'Nah man, it's a goddamn festical...'

by Festical Steve February 17, 2010