Fart Mathematics

The mathematics behind farting. They can determine the stink, sound, feel, and even the exact amount of particles in the fart (farticles) that you let out.

I had to use my Fart Mathematics to figure out how many farticles my farts blast out.

by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011

farting around

wasting time doing something ineffective or worthless.

Look at Cole, farting around with the ball again.

by Dunky Oggins October 27, 2003

fart box

Another name for ass

Did you see the FART BOX on her..?

by Jesse D Farmer May 2, 2005

duck fart

A layered (not mixed) drink made of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream and Crown Royal (in that order, and ideally with just a float of Crown), the Duck Fart is to Alaska what the Mai-Tai is to Hawaii and the Margarita is to Mexico.

After a bad day of duck hunting nothing goes down better than a good duck fart.

by Kajoe August 29, 2006

Devil's Fart

Last fart before a poop. Usually the worst smelling after a long line of farts. The Devil's fart lets you know that if you try to fart again, a poop might come out.

Sean has to rush to the bathroom because he just had his devil's fart.

by al and sean December 22, 2008

cabbage fart

An overpowering, foul fart reeking of rotten cabbage.

Louise let a cabbage fart in the Chinese restaurant, and the waiter yelled, "OK now, who make fong pei?"

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fart cake

when you walk face first, mouth open into someone elses ass cloud. Even though you can taste it, it's definitely not desert.

I just had a taste of John's fart cake and to be honest, it was slightly better than a payday candy bar.

by jugghead23 May 2, 2003