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Face Diaper

A badge of stupidity where individuals brainwashed by the media puppets to believe that millions of people are dying from the common cold wear a piece of cloth over their nose and mouth, looped around the back of their ears, sometimes even while alone driving in their cars.

These unfortunate individuals fail to realize that breathing in your own exhaust all day is not healthy, but it makes them feel better since they are caught in the grips of a fear-based mind control operation being perpetrated by politicians on the payroll of big pharma.
You will never see me wearing a face diaper, since people doing this appear to be mentally retarded.
by Red Rover M16 January 9, 2022
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face spank

The act of smacking one's face with the cock either before or after maybe even during (to add surprise) oral sex. this is also know as a dick slap.
I face spanked my girl while she was giving me head
by Anthony January 4, 2005
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Face You Later

When using FaceTime on iPhone 4 after you complete your conversation
Alright Steve, face you later.
by thachives June 28, 2010
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Face Battle

A cooler version of the word "kiss".
Good day, lady, I challenge you to a face battle.
by jacobiswiggy February 8, 2014
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Fuzz Face

A guitar distortion pedal dating to the 60's. Synonymous with Jimi Hendrix.
Man, the way Jimi cranked that Fuzz Face fucking blew my mind.
by Tony April 10, 2005
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'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*
by RazerRD May 11, 2010
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face creep

Wasting time you don't have on Facebook stalking people, or reading their walls.
Girl: I'm so upset that Justin has a girflriend, now I have no chance.
Guy: How on earth did you figure that out?
Girl: I was reading his wall conversations with one of his friends, you know, back and forth between their two walls so I could get the full converstaion and his friend congratulated him on having a hot girlfriend.
Guy: You were face creeping at home all alone last night?!?! Maybe you should go out...
by mmmmdawg June 28, 2006
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