by Klondike July 19, 2008
Get the esse mug.A super awesome, caring and funny guy, who makes a great best friend, and is super easy to fall in love with, but for some reason, has very bad taste in girls. He is extremly hot, and many girls have a crush on him. He is often short (but sexy), has strong faith in God, and loves his mother. Alot.
by Kat7 November 26, 2010
Get the Esteban mug.A great girl who is really pretty and good at everythng she does. Every guy that sees her will be like woah shes such an ester . A person who is very hot beautiful and the nicest person you have ever met. Can be a bit bitchy sometimes but only for a good reason.
by Chaddy 7822 July 13, 2010
Get the Ester mug.A good friend who helps girl's hold their things. Especially, his best-friends. hes sweet and a ladies man!
by fdsfada July 19, 2010
Get the Estefan! mug.A self-regulatory organization within the video game industry that assigns age and content ratings to games even though there's never been a valid study in human history that links violent or sexual content in media to social deviancy.
Hey, maybe we should start a self-regulatory organization like the ESRB within the ladder industry to assess the likelihood of people walking under them.
by TrippinBeans December 20, 2010
Get the ESRB mug.He's quiet but but by far the most popular guy at school. Literally everyone loves him and even though girls flock to him he says "I'm waiting". He always just gives stuff away to friends to help them which makes him the most generous person ever. Esteban will always come through no matter what, there was a track race where his relay team was being crushed, Esteban wasn't even concerned, he just got the baton and all hell broke loose! He made the craziest comeback of all time and humiliated some of the best runners in the country. We make fun of him for choosing to practice instead of going out with friends but he doesn't care. Although he will always downplay his abilities, he has so much potential and is often underestimated big time, he will accomplish crazy feats of endurance such as marathons and triathlons without telling a single person unless they ask. He loves God and claims that its only through God that he has accomplished things. He wont ask for attention and may seem mysterious to most, but off of the track he is a simple, cool, loving guy who loves the Colorado outdoors. On the track he is a smoking hot, badass machine and probably a future Olympian. If you know an Esteban become his best friend(like me)or wife because a dude like this only comes around once every 10000 years.
Ps. I'm writing this to have people guess who I am writing about and Esteban doesn't know about this yet. He will claim to be mad and want to kill me, but that just means lunch is on him.
Ps. I'm writing this to have people guess who I am writing about and Esteban doesn't know about this yet. He will claim to be mad and want to kill me, but that just means lunch is on him.
Pretty Girl: Where's your cute friend?
Esteban's Friend: Oh Esteban? He said he was going to run a marathon real fast. Hell be back in like five minutes.
Hot girl: Wanna go eat somewhere Esteban?
Esteban: Do I know you?
Panicked civilians: Oh no he world is ending!!!
Calm civilian: Calm down Esteban is here.
Panicked civilians: Phew
Concerned man: There is a man laying on the ground over there at the track. He was throwing up and just collapsed. Is he ok? I think he just died.
Paramedic: Ha ha, its just Esteban. Sorry sir, he does that sometimes.
Esteban's Friend: Oh Esteban? He said he was going to run a marathon real fast. Hell be back in like five minutes.
Hot girl: Wanna go eat somewhere Esteban?
Esteban: Do I know you?
Panicked civilians: Oh no he world is ending!!!
Calm civilian: Calm down Esteban is here.
Panicked civilians: Phew
Concerned man: There is a man laying on the ground over there at the track. He was throwing up and just collapsed. Is he ok? I think he just died.
Paramedic: Ha ha, its just Esteban. Sorry sir, he does that sometimes.
by Abel carsauce October 22, 2020
Get the Esteban mug.One of the few thousand people that speak the artificial language Esperanto. Esperantist talk a lot about other languages and tend to be highly academical with knowledge on various subjects--the only kind of people that learns a made up language with few speakers. Esperantist use a service to meet and live with other unknown Esperantist during their travels called Pasporta Servo. Most Esperantist, will agree to help you learn the Esperanto language and stay in their houses for free with the condition that you speak Esperanto--as mentioned earlier, they are strange people.
Esperanto conversation translated:
Brazilian: Thanks for letting me stay in your house
German. Let me show you the similarities between Spanish and Portuguese.
German: Sure, no problem. . . Wait a minute, you're from Brazil How the fuck can I even understand you?
Brazilian: We're Esperantist remember?
German: Oh, shit. You're right.
Brazilian: Thanks for letting me stay in your house
German. Let me show you the similarities between Spanish and Portuguese.
German: Sure, no problem. . . Wait a minute, you're from Brazil How the fuck can I even understand you?
Brazilian: We're Esperantist remember?
German: Oh, shit. You're right.
by PokarFace June 20, 2010
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