duck yard

When your iPhone decides to auto-correct fucktard.

Damn it, I said FUCKTARD...not duck yard.

by Taylorjeans November 7, 2014

duck pucker

One continually screws things up.

That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.

by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015

Duck Buck

The redneck equivalent of a "No Hombro", except somewhat less gay and chews tobacco. Usually engages in sports that involve killing

"Why does Jonathan always wear camo and dip?"

"He's a huge Duck Buck"

by Princessbiatch October 8, 2015

Duck flatulence

If it smells like a duck, sounds like a duck... It might be a quack-sounding fart

Heather had terrible duck flatulence that Polly thought they were at a pond

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 11, 2016

Ducking Lit

When auto correct steps in

That party was Lit breh

Yeah Ducking Lit !
Shit I meant Fucking Lit

by ImCooperTheBoss September 4, 2016

Humping The Duck

As the low dog on the totem pole, always getting yelled at, he had to exercise his importance and dominance over a stuffed duck in a very inappropriate manner. So whenever someone is putting others down to make himself feel better, we call that Humping the Duck.

I can't believe how Donald puts everyone down. Trump is king of Humping the Duck.

by hembryguitars October 30, 2015

fudgie duck

A fart that sounds like a duck quacked and simultaneously shat diarrhea.

Karla made a fudgie duck. The inside of her pants must be awfully brown now.

by JohnnyMcCool November 10, 2015