brown duck

a fart.

"Did you hear that brown duck?"
"Yeah, I think it's from the South."

"Brown ducks live better outdoors."

"Oh man, don't let your brown duck loose inside, it should be outside!"

by laonikoss May 11, 2014

Tuck and Duck

The tuck and duck is when you hear gunshots and dive to the ground in fear for your life. While diving you tuck your penis between your legs and cry till help arrives.

Shots fired!!!
La'ron: why did you pull a tuck and duck
Buffey: because I'm scared like a sissy girl. Please console me and tell me it's gonna be ok.

by [e-mail] September 1, 2014

duck yard

When your iPhone decides to auto-correct fucktard.

Damn it, I said FUCKTARD...not duck yard.

by Taylorjeans November 7, 2014

duck pucker

One continually screws things up.

That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.

by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015

Duck Buck

The redneck equivalent of a "No Hombro", except somewhat less gay and chews tobacco. Usually engages in sports that involve killing

"Why does Jonathan always wear camo and dip?"

"He's a huge Duck Buck"

by Princessbiatch October 8, 2015

Duck flatulence

If it smells like a duck, sounds like a duck... It might be a quack-sounding fart

Heather had terrible duck flatulence that Polly thought they were at a pond

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 11, 2016

Ducking Lit

When auto correct steps in

That party was Lit breh

Yeah Ducking Lit !
Shit I meant Fucking Lit

by ImCooperTheBoss September 4, 2016