cock on the rocks

The act of receiving oral sex from a female, while she has ice cubes in her mouth.

Also known as an eskimo blowjob or a meatcicle

She slipped some ice cubes into her mouth and sucked down a Cock on the Rocks

by Foxhill August 14, 2007

Stiff Cock

A hard one.

Jenny: OMG look at that stiff cock!
Rachel: Wow it's HUGE!

by Cyborg Ninja March 15, 2014

Gentile Cock

What every Rabbi's daughter secretly fantasizes about. Gentile cock is the forbidden fruit of Jewish women everywhere, due to its considerably larger dimensions than its Kosher counterpart. See Kosher Cock.

After growing up on an isolated Kibbutz in Israel, Deborah Liebowitz is desperate for some Gentile Cock.

by MohammedEaster June 3, 2009

Demetre's Cock

Absolutely magnificent, the perfect specimen of length and girth. A very handsome penis.

Wow bro congrats nice dick, almost as good as Demetre's cock

by quinoaforlunch October 21, 2016

ate-a-cock

Fun way to say 8:00.

SALLY: Hey, Sarah, what time are you and Jeff going out for dinner?

SARAH: Ate-a-cock.

by Adam DeFeather August 18, 2006

cock michael

A fellacious male homosexual.

You are such a cock michael!

by Mike Swift November 11, 2004

cock monkey

See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.

An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.

Also used affectionately.

Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"

Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"

by Gregatron September 23, 2003