bired

extremely drunk. often said at parties containing alcohol.

"You are way too bired danny" said Wade

The Bired man got it told to him by his wife

by Nickthecooolguy October 1, 2008

T-Boned

When you spread a girls legs completely apart and ram your penis into her with the force of a car colliding with another automobile at an intersection.

Last night I was fucking my girl Anna, and I T-Boned the shit out of her. She's not going to be able to walk for days.

by Osirix October 6, 2010

boed

to be bored, to have nothin to do

im soo boed, i got nothing to do

by ryan manuwa July 14, 2007

boned

v. tr.
"You got boned!" It's like you got served or you got owned, and usually accompanied by a hand gesture where you jerk the "thumbs up" gesture quickly upwards and slap down on your right bicep with your left hand, mimicking a "boning" motion.

"You just got boned, dude!" (plus "boning" hand gesture")

by Schnei October 19, 2005

BoneDiggity

The coolest of the Cool,number 1 the best you could be

God im so bonediggity at everything

by Jerry Sinclair December 10, 2003

boned in the back

Similar to being stabbed in the back, except some people like that sort of thing - they just wish they had some prior notice first.

"Man, you really got boned in the back when your girlfriend cheated on you with her best friend."
"Yeah, the least she could've done was videotaped it so I'd have something to watch tonight."

by DrewL October 11, 2007

queens-nassau border

"paved roads such as the Union Turnpike"

THE Union Tnpk? Who the fuck say's "The"? It's Union Turnpike assfuck. You have never been around here have you?

Lock yourself in a cage in Upstate Orange County where you are from and throw away the key. Just make sure the computer is far enough away from you.

by LongIs June 11, 2006