Barney

What happens when a person commits beastiality with a dinosaur

I had just had sex with a dinosaur. (nine months later) Oh look it’s Barney

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

Barney

A male skateboarder, over 40, who wears full pads (knee pads, elbow pads, wrist guards, helmet) 1980's skateboarding fashion, and talks very loudly about when they skated back in the day with dog-town and z-boys. Usually barneys are found in groups, with a particularly overweight guy taking photos of tricks that are not at all impressive. A barney loves telling other non-padded skateboarders, especially female skateboarders, that they wear pads because they are so old, but in fact, are not that old. A barney will pad up even if there is no vert in sight. A barney will speak loudly and cheer unnecessarily loudly when their friends do boring, unimpressive tricks or if a female skateboarder does something unimpressive, like dropping into the bowl. Barneys play music while they skate, which matches their 1980's clothing and pad styles, and consists of one style of music from the 1980's (example: Dead Kennedys).

The bowl is filled with barneys on Saturday morning; let's skate in the afternoon instead.

by skatin_jasmine September 10, 2019

Barney Smith

A ‘Barney Smith’ is a name given to homosexual or bisexual men alike when they are partaking in the most unsettling of sexual actions or trying to instigate rough anal sex with a passer by.

Person 1:Hey what’s Jack doing in his room? I can here screaming and banging and it sounds like handcuffs and chains are being used.

Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s just being a Barney Smith

by The Conductor of the Fun house January 19, 2021

Barnyard Pimp

A Barnyard Pimp is a member of the Louisville, KY based kick ass rock band of the same name.

Goddamn! Them Barnyard Pimps rocked the fucking house Tonite! Who are those badasses? That would be Ross, Mike D, Robio, and Dano.

by Barnyard Pimp October 16, 2021

lil barney

A YouTube turning into sound cloud rapper that slowly is getting fame and attention, and loves getting nudes

Did you hear lil Barney?
Caillou Caillou
This the fucking shit

by ILoveVaginas November 9, 2017

Nicolai Barnes

The sexiest, awesomest man in the entire world, with a huge penis and a great suave attitude. Sure to make any woman's bed rock any time, any day, any place. You'll never find a greater sex machine in the entire universe, because he is the fucking man. Better even than Chuck Norris.

"Dude, did you see Nicolai Barnes last night?"

"Yeah, man, I couldn't sleep with all the women he was pleasing!"

by DJayce October 26, 2011

barnyard golf

a primitive form of golf played on real or converted farmland, in which real golf balls are struck towards a can of any shape or size on the ground, instead of a hole in the ground.

Lacking the capital to create a real golf course, Jim mowed down his pastures, placed flags in various cans and pails, and declared "it's barnyard golf!"

by james c anderson April 17, 2006