Dildo Baggins

A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches

She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.

by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022

Hecking Banging

When a thing is to good to just only the word banging or banger

Five Guy's burgers are hecking banging compared to Mcdonald's

John: Dude did you see that goal by Ronaldo last night?
Moe: Yeah it was hecking banging!

by Sparris&Bollar September 22, 2022

G baggin

To harass someone verbally; talk shit

Dude he was g baggin me all night and I still put out.

by G Bager October 1, 2022

Stop banging the bartender

Meaning: take this (more) serious.

A: It’s just a Spanish exam I won’t need Spanish after this year anyway.
B: Stop banging the bartender

by Tuesjay November 22, 2022

Entitled Begging

Entitled begging is begging for something but instead of asking for it you're ordering or commanding the person to hand over whatever you're asking for.

bob: give me half of your money
hob: no
bob: GIVE IT TO ME NOW PEASANT
hob: that's what they call entitled begging you know

by UrbanThatGuyNick December 2, 2022

Bulbo Baggins

Play on the name of that irritating little turd Bilbo . Typically used to describe an ill timed full hardon that has little chance of seeing any light of day but will remain cloaked within the confines of ones undergarments and likely go completely to waste .

That fit bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of frozen peas and her bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to the shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

Alvin Bragging

The well-concealed cockiness of someone like a public prosecutor when grand jury indictments come back for a former president.

"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came in and got fingerprinted? Man he looked whipped when he croaked out 'not guilty' ... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was no where to be seen. He was ass-kicked for sure"

"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."

by Kat'O9 April 7, 2023