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Alabama Anus Buster

When u insert a jack hammer into ur partners poop tunnel and it comes out the front end and you get the remains and feed em to ur dog and proceed to have inntercours while ur partners slowly dies
Aye what's up jusiah I had to call an ambulance after I hit that chick with tha Alabama Anus Buster
by Hurdle season November 30, 2016
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Alabama Embo

When a massively over-weight girl sits on your face, completely smothering it - and then forces out a dump which subsequently is pushed up your nostrils and is under such pressure it comes out your ears. Usually results in bitching and two-facedness.
"Hey man, what's up?"

"Not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an Alabama Embo turn nasty."
by Jim J Toohey February 21, 2014
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alabama Eggplant

If by some means your penis becomes bruised and you have sex.
I got my junk slammed in a door and it was big and purple...so I gave her the Alabama eggplant.
by powdriver August 21, 2009
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alabama toaster strudel

Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.
I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.
by Geordiehsc10 January 12, 2008
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alabama nutty buddy

the masochistic act of having a woman eat a multitude of peanuts and then performing anal sex on her so the peanuts create extra friction and pain.

may also be used by the woman as a punishment for her unsuspecting man.

may also be combined with the alabama hot pocket.
My girlfriend is too nice all the time so i fed that bitch a jar of peanuts and made her give me an alabama nutty buddy.
by p-nutttt July 8, 2009
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Alabama Family Tree

When a diagonal line is drawn in you family tree inferring that incest has occurred.
"Did you see how ugly that kid is?"
"Yea, I bet he has an Alabama Family Tree"
by Hoophy October 26, 2011
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Alabama Stuffed Mushroom

The act of while having sex, stick a mushroom up your partners anus or vagina(your choice) then having sex with your partner in that area.
Sally was hungry for something new, so she had a Alabama Stuffed Mushroom with Tommy
by THE BIG MAN OF THE HOUSE March 2, 2010
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