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wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.
My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"
by Not Martian May 9, 2025
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Model wife

A grown women who marries a tool of man to be a wife. She don't care about him. She cares how she looks with him. Like barbie she plays house and her roles. Her feelings and gestures are empty . Yet they simply seem realistic. She didn't pick him because he is smart. She picked him for what could give her. Status and bragging rights. She also wants a free house and his money.

Type of relationship digger.
Guy 1: "Wow that guy has a model wife"
Guy 2 : " what a tool"
Guy 3: " hope he don't go broke "
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Piccolo’s wife

Piccolo from dbz wife is mio bc she is so goated its CANON! ^_^ she love. Love love love love love love love love piccolo!!!!!!!
“Wow Piccolo’s wife is so aweosme wow hhehehe they r married!”
by piccoloswife June 11, 2025
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ur wife

its self explanatory ;)
im ur wife now
by 你的老婆 November 22, 2021
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i left my wife

a Shit Posting Discord Sever that uses the N word And that im in
-White Lily Cookie on discord
And thanks for coming to my Ted talk ladies and gentelmen
Blackc and white people in the server:NAGA
Me:shitposting In I left My wife
by Chocolate da cat April 7, 2024
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A wife

Hey, you know what else you don't have? I'll give ya a hint 😃🖕
A retard "You don't have a wife either!"

Hym "Why would I fuck my sister you freak!? Disgusting!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2024
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wifed fn

Girlfriend- “can I come with you on your Facebook marketplace road trip?”

Boyfriend- “wifed fn”
by Ballsrus69 April 19, 2024
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