Your Mom

The best comeback in the world

Guy 1: Hey your penis is a tic tac!!!
Guy 2: No wonder why your moms breath smells so fresh.

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

Your mom

The most funny joke you'll ever hear.

Ooga Booga: "Hey what are you doing today?"
Eefy jeffry: "Your mom."

by anonymous October 1, 2021

“Left your moms in the hood?”

“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.

Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.

“Left your moms in the hood?”
Yes, yes i did
oh okay

by le mule and sons March 7, 2024

Your mom

Noun: “whale” a large gelatonus creature, usually living under the sea, known for weighing several tons.

WOW, its your mom

by Proper definition of yeetus January 22, 2024

Your mom

"Your mom", Symbolized as "Yo Momma!" is a joke that people are using it often. Like kids using it, (I don't know why?!?)

Friend: Hey man! I got a your mom joke!

You: Oh, what is it?

Friend: Yo momma so fat, She falled downstairs.

You: Damn, nice.

by GamerGamer5643 December 2, 2022

Your mom

The most creative, funniest insult ever. Sure to annoy and perturb someone to the point of not even being able to keep on listening to you. Bystanders are sure to laugh at your hysterical victim. An epic pwn.

Milo: Your mom's so fat I can't e-

Hoffman: Okay, okay, I get it. Shut up, you prick!

by SqueezyPeasy March 25, 2025

Your Mom

Can be used as an insult or a compliment.

Boy 1: Your mom is so fat she broke the chair
Boy 2: Your mom ate my di-

by materialgirl202 April 3, 2022