chilly willy

slang for small cock
Based on how cold shrinks the penis

Guy strips; girl takes one look and says, "I'm outta here, I didn't eat a roofy just to get it on with some chilly willy!

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cobbles willy

Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.

Squeeze Willy by Zach G. December 6, 2003

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A term for a penis with considerable smegma, or "dick cheese."

"I hear that Jimmy isn't too clean. Sally said that he's got a Wisconsin Willy.

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Where u cum in a girls ear after she gives u a blowjob

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To have a bud-burnin-buddie, stick the blunt backwards in his mouth, and blow out. When the smoke comes out of the blunt you sniff it up.

"will somebody give me a chilly willy?"
(WARNING: chilly willies are not for ametuer bud smokers. try at own risk)

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excessively kicking it

see Andrew Timbrook while releaving himself, big willy style.

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