Book of Awesome

A long book that details extraordinary people that commonly use the term 'awesome' to define themselves, thus ultimately making it true.

The Book of Awesome says that the boy over there said he was awesome, so it must be true!

by SirAwesome April 29, 2012

Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.

Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.

by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021

Coolio Awesome

When something is extremely cool, and also very awesome.

Bro: How would you describe me?
Me: Mmm... coolio awesome.

by dsaadree December 17, 2023

International Awesomeness Day

International Awesomeness Day is celebrated on June 7. So if you were born on this day, you are officially awesome. To all those people who thought they could get away with being born on June 6, BYE FELISHA 🙃

It's my birthday today
Me: oh it's International Awesomeness Day. You're awesome
I know 👏

by Imsocool #lololol October 18, 2019

Awesome

Sunder_storm, or Sunder for short. Seeing as there is no visual dictionary. Sunder_storm is the definition of awesome and has the final say on who is or isn't awesome and their appropriate level of awesomeness or lack thereof.

Oh my God that hockey game was so Sunder.
Better ask Sunder if im awesome or not.

by Divine_Beast March 8, 2022

Awesome sauce

Nut

I've stained my blanket with my awesome sauce

by RoundRockJhawk December 18, 2017

Pubic Awesome

A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.

Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?

Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*

(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!

Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?

by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012