skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

skirted egg by ksyder December 9, 2008

Word of the Day on February 16, 2024

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Cumposer

A person who fakes orgasms.

Jean totally fakes her orgasms, she's a cumposer.

Cumposer by KetelOne415 March 26, 2009

Word of the Day on February 15, 2024

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Sautéed

When your friend is high, but instead of being funny, he starts acting pretentious about the weed. This includes a history lesson on the strain or a breakdown on the cannabinoids.

Person 1: “Bro John is soooo fried, he’s talking about tasting the terps and shit”
Person 2: “Nah jit aint fried, he’s sautéed”

Sautéed by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023

Word of the Day on February 14, 2024

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Rock Star parking

Parking up close to the venue being visited.

I don't want to drive. I can't afford to give up my rock star parking spot.

Rock Star parking by M Silvey August 3, 2005

Word of the Day on February 13, 2024

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Burgerpunk

A dystopian punk genre that encompasses the prime elements of Americana culture including Fast-food, unwalkable sprawled cities, huge wholesale retail stores (See Walmart), mass consumerism, music that serves as means of commercial advertisement, uniforms as fashion, and corrupt government corporatocracy.

"Demolition Man is the quintessential Burgerpunk film!"

Burgerpunk by xXxKimboSpice88xXx September 19, 2023

Word of the Day on February 12, 2024

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euromutt

any person who has a wide mix of european ancestory.

most americans are euromutts.
tom: i am french, swiss, english, german, irish, and finnish.
ben: i guess that makes u a real euromutt!

euromutt by rhys April 9, 2004

Word of the Day on February 11, 2024

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protein spill

Any bodily fluid that reqires clean up such as vomit, urine, blood, feces. This term is used most often in theme parks.

Nicole: "Hey Thomas, we've got another protein spill in the third car!"
Patty: "God, if I have to clean up another pound of upchucked popcorn I'm gonna quit!"

protein spill by Nicole Joy August 1, 2007

Word of the Day on February 10, 2024

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