Scooney

The roll call of the Pershing Rifles.

As with other fraternities and societies, the definition is unknown to non-initiates.

Everyday Use:
- What up, frat?
- SCOONEY!

Party Use:
- Damn, she's got a fat ass.
- S-C-O...!
- O-N-E-Y...!

Scooney by Been2America March 17, 2010

too soon 

A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be joked about, usually because it was a cosmologically recent event.

person1: New evidence links the collapse of Aztec society to a deadly salmonella outbreak.

person2: Wait, Aztecs ate at Chipotle?

person1: Too soon.

too soon by ArtichokesArtichokesArtichokes February 21, 2017

Sooner Shitbreak 

A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.

Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.

Sooner Shitbreak by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003

Aggressive Spooning 

Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.

Similar to regular spooning,Aggressive Spooning is more painful.

Aggressive Spooning by Dinde October 14, 2008

spoonicorn 

To get an erection while spooning or cuddling another individual. A spoonicorn may be used to poke the backside of said individual to coax them into coitus.

i got a wicked spoonicorn last night when i was with heather, its cool though she took care of it.

spoonicorn by EJ [iBC] August 3, 2007

Spoons in the Dark 

When a group of three or more people stand in a room each with their own spoon in hand. The lights are turned off and everyone throws their spoon at the peron they hate the most. The peron who gets hit the most is the loser!

Do you fancy a game of spoons in the dark

Depends if Suds playing?

Spoons in the Dark by Tom Rippington December 4, 2010

sooncome 

pretty soon now
it probably will happen

Morg: Are you coming over or not?
Coolio: Ah, sooncome baby.

George: I'm gonna spend my capital.
Michael: You be sooncome broke.

sooncome by gazoobi November 27, 2005