laffy taffy splash

The act of eating a piece of Laffy Taffy while gaping your partners butthole, and then pulling out and trying to ring the hole with a spitty slurp before the hole closes.

If we are going to do the laffy taffy splash we will need more laffy taffy

by PinkWeenie November 15, 2022

The 27 Splash

The act of making someone else's girlfriend squirt. The term references a combination of Houston Astros #27 Altuve hitting it the ball out of the park. There's also an element of someone cheating, usually the wife/gf in this case.

Bull: Why you mad bro?
Boyfriend: I had to change my sheets because you gave my girl The 27 Splash!

by el samich dirty January 29, 2023

Chattahoochee taint splash

A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.

I dipped too low while she gave me a Chattahoochee taint splash and nicked my nuts on her braces.

by IloveJon’smom May 24, 2023

Alaskan Dicker-Slosh

This term is used when woman eats a mans testical while giving birth to a newborn baby.

Ooh, ALaskan Dicker-Slosh!

by JJSLIDA-JOYCONBOYZ November 29, 2023

Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.

I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.

by PeterPancake December 6, 2023

North Oklahoma Splashdown

When you dip your balls in a bowl of mushy Cheerios

"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."

by SigmaWarkentor April 23, 2024

maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024